Artie the Destroyer
I was sitting on the couch watching TV when Artie came in and went into the kitchen. That’s his usual behavior because that’s where the food bowl is. Meg jumped off the couch and went over and stared at him. That’s her usual behavior because, well, she’s a bitch. After she wouldn’t back down I went into the kitchen to get Artie and that’s when I noticed that he was providing his own meal again. This one might have been my fault though. When they were putting up the gutters I took down our bird feeder and set it on the deck. Probably a bad idea.