We’ve been hard at work in the laboratory this week. You know those x-ray glasses that are advertised in comic books? Well they don’t work. But we did develop this device that looks like an antique frame that when you hold it up against a pretty woman, you can see what type of underwear she has on. We hope that this invention will be continue to be used in a benevolent manner, and that the military doesn’t somehow appropriate it for nefarious purposes.

Actually this is the photo we were working on last week that we had the previously mentioned prop failure on. Take two was much more successful.