Thursday is the day that the Ferndale newspaper comes out. I always look forward to reading the police report. The last two weeks they didn’t have it for some reason, but this week they did. At some point I’ll set up a page that has some of the funniest entries from the log, but here’s a sample from this week’s Ferndale Enterprise:

Feb. 8: In the 100 block of Shaw a driver was stopped after an officer observed suspicious behavior and erratic driving patterns. The driver was lost and reading directions while driving. The officer provided directions and the motorist was sent on his way.