A lot has been said about Global Warming lately, and of course the major problem seems to be the carbon emissions that our modern lifestyle emits. So I recently began working on ways that I can reduce my carbon emissions to the atmosphere. I figured since the oil we burn originally came from deep within the earth, it would be appropriate to return the emissions there. Since I don’t have an oil drilling rig handy at the moment, I had to be satisfied with pumping the exhaust down the nearest gopher hole. While this does wonders for curtailing the emissions, it does somewhat limit your driving distance to the length of your longest garden hose.