I’m not sure what’s going on here. Either the slugs have also heard about the salamander, or they’re beginning to notice that evicerated slug carcasses are starting to pile up in the yard. Once again this morning I made my rounds killing every slug and snail in sight. On the way out to the car I was joking with Lori about being responsible for a genocidal massacre of massive proportions. Then I saw this stupid guy sliming MY door handle. Needless to say, he suffered the same fate as many of his comrades had earlier. And in return for his insolence, I grabbed the shears and dispensed a bunch of slugs that appeared to be having a convention on the side of the garage. Or it’s possible they were planning an attack on the Triumph. Again, I’m not sure what’s going on here.